July 13, 2011


What is the great invention of all time?
answer: To make use of wastage


A Japanese scientist, Professor Mitsuyuki Ikeda had recently created turd burger, aka shit burger from human excrement. Yea, FAECES! He discovered that these sewage mud contains a great deal of protein that similarly to the meat we consume everyday. The reason behind is the shits are fulled with bacteria from human body. But they will be killed by heating during manufacture process. It's a substitute of meat, but is it gonna work in the future? Well nothing is impossible. People may fight for turds during food crisis. Tahaa!

Despite the great discovery of meat substitution, the scientist himself have claimed the burger will not be preferable to the people when they know it's from their excrement. Yet, the price of the turd burger is 10 times dearer than the normal burger itself. The cost of researches, experiments and additives for enhancement are the factors behind the high COP. But in the future, mass production takes place to lower the price to a comparable level with the original meat.

Well the turds not that bad after all. The nutrient values of turd burger: 63% protein, 25% carbohydrates, 3% lipids and 9% minerals. Do you dare to try?
but for me,

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